1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
2. This t-shirt will make you & your child the envy of all the other less cool parents / kids at the playground (because that’s what this is all about, right?)
3. 100% combed ringspun cotton for a shirt so soft we challenge your kid not to hold it against his/her cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
4. Relaxed unisex fit that your toddler will never want to take off
5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor

We print all of our designs using only the highest quality non-toxic inks and finest threads in the game so that your kid's t-shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
3. Tumble dry: low heat
4. Do not iron
5. Do not dryclean
6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository